Kill10Minutes Terms of (ab)Use

🤷‍♂️ Terms of Use – AKA “Don’t Be a Jackass”

Welcome to Kill10Minutes.com – the dumbest (and possibly best) way to avoid doing actual work. By accessing this site, you agree to these terms. If that sounds boring, too bad. This is the legal shit that keeps us from getting sued.

1. You Use This Site at Your Own Damn Risk

We post ridiculous, funny, sometimes semi-useful content. It’s meant to entertain, not to give you life advice, legal guidance, or some guru-level productivity plan.
If you get fired, dumped, or called into HR because you spent your morning reading about how to build a mini catapult from office supplies — that’s on you, champ.

2. We Own Our Shit

All the content on this site — articles, images, graphics, memes, etc. — belongs to us (unless we say otherwise). Don’t steal it. Don’t repost it. Don’t slap it on a coffee mug and sell it on Etsy unless you want a strongly worded email from us (and maybe our lawyer if we’re feeling spicy).

3. No Creepy Behavior

Don’t hack us. Don’t spam us. Don’t crawl the site with bots unless your bot is really hot and emotionally available. And if you leave a comment or submit anything, keep it legal, non-hate-speech-y, and only mildly unhinged.

4. Affiliate Links & Ads

Yeah, we might make a few bucks if you click on an ad or buy some weird gadget we recommend. That doesn’t mean we’re sellouts — it just means we like food and electricity.

If we ever promote a product, it’s because it’s cool, funny, or just batshit enough to belong here. Not because we sold our soul. (Though we might, if the money’s right. Hit us up, Red Bull.)

5. We Can Change This Stuff Anytime

These terms can change whenever we damn well feel like it. If we update them, we’ll post the new version here. Keep checking back if you’re paranoid or just really into legal content.

6. Your Privacy? We Respect It… Barely.

We collect the usual basic stuff (cookies, analytics, etc.) so we can see what’s popular and what’s flopping. We won’t sell your data to Russian bots or send you weird emails. That’s creepy. We’re too busy avoiding our own inboxes, tbh.

TL;DR:

Don’t steal our shit. Don’t sue us. Don’t be weird (unless it’s the fun kind).
If you use this site, you agree to all of this nonsense. Cool? Cool.

Now quit reading this legal garbage and go kill 10 minutes like a legend.